minor list of txt agendas
Feb. 20th, 2022 12:13 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dramaturgistit's been exactly one month of my moafication so i want to note down all the agendas and theses i've been postulating for future reference / my own record-keeping. essentially a list of my favourite dynamics so far and some things i've picked up on that i want to talk about in more detail ^-^
the girl agenda
taegyu was the first txt dynamic i was intrigued by and it's still one of my favourites but my thoughts on them are too complicated to be encapsulated through bullet points so here is a meme instead:
manhandling (???)
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the girl agenda
- this is my Main Agenda... it's The Agenda..... the fact of the matter is that they are all girls. except soobin. and taehyun on some days.
- if this was any other day i would've written essays on how they exhibit the most hashtag girl behaviour of all time but as luck would have it i am writing this immediately after hnk skater boy cover dropped... the closet is made of glass 🏳️⚧️
- i am a very predictable person! this is not news. anyone who knows me knows i'm a sucker for dynamics where one of them gets babied/the older one is the whipped one and yeonkai give me this on a perfect platter. except it's even better because they both flirt equal amounts (dare i say the flirtiest members of txt?).
- they're also so physically affectionate with each other and it's so... the puppy/kittyisms never go out of style... my favourite genre of yeonkai is when yj does something to try and fluster hnk but kai turns it around on him and yeonjun ends up being the one flustered instead. see: here and here.
- on that note their hand kisses are lovely to me it's serving so much princess/white knight. this is a very niche comparison to make but they have the same energy as apple & darling from ever after high --> where is the lesbian royalty au with princess hyuka who gets saved by her knight in shining armour yeonjun
- OF COURSE I NEED TO MENTION YEONJUN NOONA... and the less frequent but ever-present yeonjun unnie and yeonjun oppa.... kai is on a mission to girlfriendzone yeonjun and honestly i respect him greatly for it
- i think tyunning might be my favourite dynamic overall currently o__o the appeal lies in the fact that taehyun literally acts normal around everyone except kai. he's so transparent it's not even funny. sometimes it brings me physical pain to watch him like [shakes him] kang taehyun pls get a grip
- see: here and here and here and here. CAN I HELP YOU???
- honestly it's so... kai is just a manic pixie dream girl and taehyun is the unwitting john green protagonist who is obsessed with her... taehyun would do anything if hnk simply asked. which is crazy! that's kang taehyun! how do you have The kang taehyun wrapped around your finger like that!
- even though kai is generally the more bubbly one it's taehyun who's the more straightforward one - whenever they have to say sappy messages or be serious it's always taehyun who says all the heartfelt shit and kai just tries to turn it into a joke. which is so. clenches fist. there's so much to say here. once again Kang Taehyun Please Get A Grip
- u can't talk about any kai pairing without talking about soobin and when it comes to tyunning especially it's so... soobin understands kai's #hiddendepths in a way that no one else can not even taehyun which is bound to make him frown but also they're all way too decent for any real complexes to arise out of it. in fic however. IN FIC HOWEVER,
- also i feel obligated to mention that taehyun is the perfect 0. that does play a significant role in why i like them so much.
- i have nothing else to add... tyunning is perfect.... my final message.....
taegyu was the first txt dynamic i was intrigued by and it's still one of my favourites but my thoughts on them are too complicated to be encapsulated through bullet points so here is a meme instead:
manhandling (???)
- it feels fitting to put this after taegyu but genuinely i think it applies to everyone in txt
- maybe it's because they're all tall/work out. but. their physical aggression is always so Charged it makes me look left and right like. is anyone else seeing this
- see: here and here and here and here. not to mention all of their intensely homoerotic arm wrestling??? guys can i help you??????
- more often than not the culprits of said manhandling are taehyun and hyuka (with their preferred victims as beomgyu and soobin respectively) which is crazy to me. guys please get ahold of your maknaes.
- anyway this is extremely funny to watch irl and makes for great material in fic 🍽🍽
- originally taejun was just me going "two cats... they should kiss" but then i read this and realised that holy shit... tinhat potentialz off the charts?!?!
- it's about the < known each other for the longest > and the < constantly compared to each other predebut > and the < trip to america with "memories only we share" > and the < driving forces > of it all
- taehyun is yeonjun's #1 supporter and he has never done anything non-seriously in his life so you can tell that he truly deeply respects yeonjun's work whenever he compliments it... see this recent clip that made me feel extremely normal. once again, taehyun u are so transparent it is a little bit worrying.
- we all know taehyun looks up to yeonjun but i think what it makes this dynamic truly delicious is that there are many things about taehyun that yeonjun can envy as well... how taehyun never shies away from showing his hard work vs how yeonjun tries to portray himself as effortless... how taehyun can afford to be straightforward vs how yeonjun's not used to that... it's just beautiful.
- of course, in the end, it IS about the fact that they are two cats and they should kiss
- see here
- i need you to know that this was my introduction to beomgyu. this was the first thing i ever saw about him and i was like oh wow he is my princess now. and here i am 4 weeks later and he is still my princess
- i know i called taehyun the perfect 0 earlier but like... beomgyu puts literally everyone to shame when it comes to being a 0. i say this with the utmost amount of love in my heart.
- the whole purpose behind this agenda is that beomgyu deserves everything and if he is ever unhappy i will break many objects... he is my princess girl and thus needs to be treated as such... he deserves attention and gifts and love not necessarily in that order
- this is why my favourite beomgyu ships are beomkai & taegyu because i feel like they are the most indulgent of him... they understand the princess agenda They Understand Me....
- on that note i need kai to call him noona again
- tl;dr i'm a very simple person i just want to see beomgyu loved. that's all
- TYUNNINGSOOB... i touched upon this while talking about tyunning earlier but the potential of these 3 is just. unmatched. it's just two guys who are obsessed with kai and i love it when people are obsessed with kai because i am also obsessed with kai. everyone and their mom has a sookai complex but taehyun has a Sookai Complex so there's just so much to explore in terms of dynamics here <3__<3
- taegyujun started off as an excuse for me to shove my faves together but they're actually SO TINHAT. taegyu bickering + taejun mutual admiration + beomjun flirting/antagonising/whatever weird mating ritual they have going on atm = never a boring day at home.
- ^^ also i know that all three of them work out together but yeonjun & taehyun are visibly More Built than beomgyu. and beomgyu is Like That, as a person. my proposal is beomgyu (princess) and her two girlfriends who constantly manhandle her for free. everyone profits here but most especially beomgyu
- hanlimz hold a very special place in my heart not only bc they are my current bias line but also bc i just have a soft spot for maknae lines in general. it's so cute how easily they all bicker and tease each other i have nothing more intelligent to add here
